The Joe

Now wait, what is wrong with this blog? Well I am here making fun of different types of people, and I haven't made fun of myself. Well here is the roast of my type of person in the restaurant industry.

Who is Joe? Well Joe is they guy that ONLY works during the summers and holidays, possibly some weekends every once in a while. Joe is in a higher education, usually a state university. Joe thought he was WAY too good for some kind of crappy junior college, so he went straight into a 4 year university. Joe is the most selfish person you will probably work with. He is there to make money, get out, and that is about it. Joe wants to work the shifts that he wants, and that is about it. He works doubles on weekends, because he can make good money and not have to go back to work much during the week. AND DOES JOE BITCH, Jesus he is always complaining about something. Whether the people aren't tipping well, or the salad bar not stocked up enough, it is ALWAYS something. Joe is upbeat and a nice guy most of the time though, just as long as you don't get in between him and his money. Most people think Joe is lazy, but he isn't. he just doesn't want to do anything extra. He isn't going to get ice for bus stand, and why? BECAUSE HE IS ON SILVERWARE!! If Joe can get out of something, you can believe he is going to try one way or another to get out of it. He thinks he is WAY better then everyone else in the building, because this is just a stepping stone job to his hopeful future. When in all honesty he will probably be stuck working there for another 5 years after he graduates because he can't find a good job. And god forbid there be more that one Joe in a restaurant. It is like a total douche off and one of them has to prove which one is smarter, chose the better degree, exc.

But hey, at least I make money!