*NEW* The Molly

Who is Molly? Molly is that 17-23 year old skank whore of a hostess you work with. You know, the one that attacks with giant hugs and batting eyes you as soon as you walk in the door. Normally, this would be awesome to have a semi-attractive young girl all over you, but Molly has been with all of the server staff, half of the kitchen staff, and a couple of managers. Molly has had some "daddy" issues. Either her dad was a drunk and was never in her life, or she had a rich daddy that paid for everything that she ever wanted to buy. She is always wearing the most provocative of clothing, and constantly takes Facebook mirror pictures with her phone. She covers herself with makeup that is caked on 3 layers thick. Ke$ha would even be disappointed in Molly for dressing like a slut. Even though Molly is blatantly a whore, she tries and makes it seem like you are the special one in the restaurant she has "chosen." Turn her down, and she will be in the bathroom crying her eyes out saying how much of a "meany-head" you are. And god forbid you tell Molly any personal information at work, because she is going to tell EVERY person that will stand to listen to her. Molly has had relationship problems, to say the least. She is constantly telling people how she wants a real relationship and that she is ready to settle down, but is with a new guy EVERY night. Honestly, it won't be until Molly is knocked up before she actually gets to "settle down."  But, Molly is fun. Fun in the fact that whenever everyone gets together after work, she gets drunk off two beers. Then you get to watch her stumble around the house with a big smile on her face looking for her next victim.

But congratulations if you had the "pleasure" of having a "rewarding" night with a Molly, because you got left with   an alphabet of STD's and the humility of your whole restaurant laughing at you. Congrats